MMM Search Term Roundup 4: August 2011

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by Scott Heffernan (bio)

When someone finds Modern Mormon Men via search engine, we get to see what they typed to get here, giving us a small glimpse into the thought processes of those who happen upon our site. I think our readers need to see these, so I'll be sharing them monthly. Some are funny, some are sad, some are disturbing. Maybe we can work together to give some context or help answer some of those curious questions. WARNING: Although some of the more explicit entries have been excluded, saucier phrases that are included have not been edited. See them all here.

i lied to get my yw recognition award mormon
Now you must wear that necklace as a badge of shame, Hester.

tv shows guys should not watch
Cougar Town. Just... don't.

is phil dunphy lds
We get quite a bit of these for Phil Dunphy. As far as I can tell, he's a fictional character. So... no.

are the kardashians mormon
Again, fictional characters.

can mormon's attend same sex weddings
Yes. Can gays attend Mormon weddings?

how to crush a mormon's faith
You are a bad person.

what does it mean to be a mormon man
what's it like to be a mormon man
That’s exactly what this blog is all about. Glad you found us and we hope you stick around to find out.

best lds institute teacher at the university of utah
I’ll put in another plug for John Peterson.

bill murray holding orange soda
Did you say Bill Murray wearing an ascot? You're welcome.

when will cafe rio be in seattle
It’s like you read my mind.

becoming mormon affects your soul?
One way or the other.

i'm an lds pretty girl but lds guys won't date me
Yeah, but are you a sweet spirit?

how do mormons recognize one another
Study this. It mostly has to do with remembering each other from the pre-existence.

i am sleeping with a mormon does this mean anything
It means everything.

lds: can married couple pet
Pet and neck. But only light petting.

rich lds single guys that want to marry a beautiful single mexican young woman
I hope you find your opulent object of affection.

mormon marinating
Also known as “floating” or “soaking.” BYU invents all the new, hip sexual weirdness.

i don't believe in gay rights
And yet they still exist.

onesies for men

канцелярские товары
Whatever you do, don’t look up what this means.

what ever happened to those mormon kids on that tv show
They died. It was sad.