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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

New Ward Callings This Week

by Bishop Higgins (bio)

We've had so much activity in the ward this week. Here are a list of the most recent new callings. Thank you for your willingness to serve.

Fire drill coordinator - Brother and Sister Felbur
Ward Concierge - Nels Tetly
Ward to Stake liaison - Cory Kilton
Cow to Steak liaison - Alton Tibbs
Ward corn husker - Marjorie Warmbaum
Ward gossip - I would tell you, but I don't think it's my place to do so. Well, ok. I'll tell you. It's Marvin Gibler.
Elders quorum athletic prig - Charles Packertonsby III
Ward sniper - Carle Essle
Ward nurse - Carl Essle
Wart caterer - Holy Macaroni Catering Company (outsourced)
Ward Jennifer Anniston - Charlene Pugger
Ward Greeter - Old Man Campbell
(Not sure what to name this calling) The person responsible for chasing owls from the rafters - Martha Kertzy

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