by Scott Heffernan (bio)
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In my opinion, the Mormons have got the two most handsome presidential candidates (at least now that Donald Trump is out). Romney may be more devout, but does righteousness make you hotter? Both clean-cut and majestic. Both salt and pepper (one more salt, the other more pepper.)
Women: I know you’ve thought about this. Heavenly Father knows you’ve thought about this. It’s time to admit it and tell us where your loyalties lie.
Men: Don’t pretend like you can’t tell whether a man is attractive or not. Again, God knows when you’re lying (even if you’re lying to yourself). Time to man up and get in touch with your feminine side.
Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman Jr. may have to verbally duke it out in the near future, but who will look better doing it?
