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by Seattle Jon (bio)
Since the dawn of time, men have pursued it, women have yearned for it, but what makes a man?
Not the answer you were looking for? Let's see what our own Topher Clark has to say.
Well, he can climb trees, but he abandoned his wife (who is Pretty Darn Funny, btw) to a pack of starving children. I guess the question remains unanswered ... at least for today.