by MAB (bio)
I was putting my son to bed tonight and not listening very closely to what he was telling me when I suddenly realized he was talking about bones, microphones and apple sticks. Realizing I had a microphone on my phone I decided to record our conversation. I was not disappointed, as I found out what keeps my tormented child awake at night.
I hope your children do not go to bed thinking about remote-controlled ghosts that fly through your face, eating your brains on the way - but leaving enough brains for you to see the eyes of invisible monsters closing in on you.