Tuesday, December 10, 2013

SPAM: The Angel Moroni.



by Seattle Jon:

With very minor wording changes, a recent spam email in my inbox became a message from the Angel Moroni to the Prophet Joseph.

Subject: Please do take this communication in earnest

Hello joseph

Please do condone me for invading your privacy through this medium.

Nevertheless, I desire to convey a very important message which in the long run will be conjointly beneficial to us.

This entails a spiritual dealing which I will make known to you the full details in my next visit upon your response and readiness to work with me.

Please do take this communication in earnest.

View attached revelation for proper understanding.

Respectfully Yours,

The Angel Moroni.
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Seattle Jon is a family man, little league coach, urban farmer and businessman living in Seattle. He currently gets up early with the markets to trade bonds for a living. In his spare time he enjoys movies, thrifting and is an avid reader. He is a graduate of Brigham Young University and the Japan Fukuoka mission field. He has one wife, four kids and five chickens.
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