by Seattle Jon (bio)
Attention all modern mormon men. Or any man for that matter. The following compliment will not get you any action.
Me: You are an amazing physical specimen. In fact, if you died today and donated your body to the bodies exhibit, I think they would put you near the visitor entrance.
Charlie: ...(silence)...that is gross.
Me: That wasn't the reaction I was going for. It was a compliment.
Charlie: I didn't take it that way. I feel a little sick to my stomach.
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BODIES exhibit: here
FAIL blog: here
